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Soon To Be Mike Tyson’s Greatest Accomplishment

The Second Coming — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:57:54 +0000

This film by Todd Phillips, the guy who brought you Old School and Road Trip, comes the next great buddy comedy called The Hangover. I’m just glad Tyson was in it so I had the smallest bit of reason to post this.

Jobu Is Pleased

The Second Coming — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:08:22 +0000

Taking a page out of Major League, a high school baseball team in Tampa recently killed a snake and buried on their field to hopefully turn around their season. The coach of the team was present and has since been removed from his position.The greatest thing would be if PETA started showing up at this team’s games living their new slogan, I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur.

Shaq Attack 2012, As Predicted By The Mayan Calendar

The Second Coming — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:48:08 +0000

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My personal friends over at FATAWESOME have ventured into the sports world with their videos. Start protecting your manhood, because they will soon castrate the entire sports community.

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What Kind Of Loser Made This?

The Second Coming — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:22:23 +0000

Here is a link from Galactic Binder, and yes this is a site devoted entirely to Star Wars. It’s their Top 10 Star Wars-Sports Crossovers. The list is pretty classic, but there is definitely way to much George Lucas for me. That guy is the definition of a sketch. Also, how many times a day do you think the writer of this post beats off to Princess Leia in that metal bikini from Return of the Jedi. Let’s just say that the amount can only be achieved by using the Force and an absurd amount of hotel body lotion.

Definition Of A Loser

The Second Coming — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:19:55 +0000

We all like sports and root for our teams, but this queer takes it to a new level. To make it worse, this kid is getting egged on by girls, when does that happen? This kid reminds me of when Jerry O’Connell cries in Stand By Me. By the way, this video has been posted everywhere and you’ve probably already seen it, but I had to get my pop culture reference out there.

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Blue Magic

The Messiah — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:10:59 +0000

“What’s with this outfit? You know what it says? You wanna know what it says? Arrest me!”

Five minutes after this picture, Tomlin was seen carrying 50 equipment bags to a pick-up truck on the runway.Â Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden were ridin and packin shotgun.Â Pedro Gomez was at the scene and reported that it might’ve been The Cream and The Clear.

“Don’t rub, blot it! You blot that shit!”

The Sport Count Isn’t Homo, But It Will Blow Your Mind

The Second Coming — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:52:38 +0000

Here is an incredible post from the Sport Count. It is entitled the National Babe Association and draws parallels between current NBA-ers and their pop culture female counter parts. Also, the use this line in their “Durant jacked up a lot of ridiculous long-range bombs, while Fox succeeded only in inspiring the jacking off of some ridiculous pant bombs.” This shit is bananas.

Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Dick

The Second Coming — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:36:26 +0000

Saw this over on Tirico Suave and it almost resulted in me being the next person to be featured on Intervention. To me, Skip Bayless is to ESPN as Bill Lumbergh is to Office Space.

Sunday Dumb Day 1/18

The Second Coming — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:01:50 +0000

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this weekâ€™s wrap-up.

PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?

Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”

Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song

Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews Has A Sister Named Kendra & Dan Patrick Got To Hang With Both At BCS

Sons of Steve Garvey – Mets’ Pizza Patch The Laughingstock Of Baseball Uniform World

NESW – Kobe Bryant Sells Ankle Insurance

Busted Coverage – Say Hello To Your New 2009 USC Song Girls

Coed – The 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Is Revealed!

Hugging Harold Reynolds – Cooley’s Back Side

The World of Isaac – The 10 Best Sports Movie Coaches

From Good Burger To Barkley, An All That Tragedy

The Second Coming — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:40:32 +0000

You have probably already seen this somewhere else, such as Dejuiced, but I feel like I have a different perspective on the situation due to my Kenan Thompson fanhood that has since dissolved since the All That Days. I just wanted to show how far Kenan has fallen without the company of Kel. Kel has been over doing some work on Dance 360, while Kenan somehow made it onto SNL and has stayed long enough to do this Charles Barkley impersonation and annoy me as much as Frank Caliendo. In my opinion the entire genre of impersonations should be left to Darrell Hammond. And as for Kenan I really want those Good Burger days back again. Kenan has fallen a long way since the excellence of Good Burger, so here is a comparison. Also, here is Kenan’s one good piece of work from SNL, “Fix It.”

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