Voice-Cracking Eagles Fan
By The Second Coming | Leave a Comment
This is a little over a week old, but it needed posted due to this pubescent teen calling Jessica Simpson a whore. He did this with all the confidence of DJ Qualls in Road Trip and parodying a Fray song with an out of tune guitar. That’s three strikes against him and he still managed [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
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The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was [...]
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]
Mike Tomlin: Dey Know
By The Messiah | 1 Comment
It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin
and i quote tomlin from his single . . .
M.T. . . I got flavor
Cuz you know the kid got paper
Street thug but I can be tailored
Every now and then i might [...]
Bernard Pollard Gets Low After Injuring Tom Brady
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Okay so this is video is from Hard Knocks, but you can only imagine what went on in the Chiefs locker room after taking out Tom Brady. There was definitely some Soldier Boy going down.
Stuart Scott Should Have Gone Fairweather Johnson
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So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken [...]
Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More
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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]
The 2014 Ryder Cup Is Going The Full Monty
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Colin Montgomerie will be the captain of team Europe in the 2014 Ryder Cup which will be in Scotland. This seemed like your basic story until you realize that there will be three Ryder Cup tournaments before Monty takes the helm. For this news to come out now must mean that Monty is more excited [...]
Did A-Rod And Madonna Have A Carmen Electra-Dennis Rodman Moment
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Leave it to Fox News to start some rumors, but I wouldn’t read them otherwise. They have a timeline here detailing how a freak named Madge might have been detrimental to A-Rod’s early season groin injury.
The King Of All Tube Steaks
By The Second Coming | 3 Comments
So I’m one of those losers that watch the hot dog eating contest every year and right now I’m anticipating this year’s showdown more than the premier of the Greatest American Dog. In all of this fanfare I actually try and read up a little bit and get the latest news, like Kobayshi jaw problems from last [...]
Rumble I, Max, Rumble
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Yes, I am speaking of the object of everyone’s disgust, Max Kellerman. He was the first host of Around the Horn and ditched that show to create the worst program conceivable. I must admit that I give him credit for taking the Disembodied Voice with him to Fox, but they should have kept that persona. [...]
Josie’s On A Vacation Far Away
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
Eric Byrnes is my favorite player in all of sports for even more reasons as of today. I learned from Tirico Suave that the mustache man comes to plate with “Your Love” by the Outfield blasting over the PA. This has to be the best entrance music of any Major Leaguer. I still remember going [...]
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