David Feherty With A Useful Comment

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David Feherty, the Irishman golf commentator for CBS dropped this bomb in a magzine article. He had this to say in a discussion centered on former President Bush moving to Feherty place of residence, Dallas, “From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East … despite how the conflict has been portrayed …, [...]

Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Dick

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Saw this over on Tirico Suave and it almost resulted in me being the next person to be featured on Intervention. To me, Skip Bayless is to ESPN as Bill Lumbergh is to Office Space.

Ravenstahl-Reed 2012: Get After It

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You’ve probably heard about the Mayor of Pittsburgh, Luke Ravenstahl, fake changing his name to Steelerstahl, which is one of the lamest things I have ever heard. It’s lamer than my roommate who told me he thinks Rihanna is so hot that he just listens to her music and beats off. However, the lame-osity of [...]

The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports

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With Monday’s  announcement of the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2009, it has prompted me to look at some of the more annoying things in sports.
10.  Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWA)
The BBWA has the proud distinction of selecting who makes the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, arguably the most exclusive of all [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]

Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]

The Second Coming’s Birthday

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Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland [...]

Spanish Team, Chinese, Look At These

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The Redeem Team’s biggest competition in this year’s Olympic tournament is looking right past the U.S. and instead has their self-impaired vision focused directly on pissing off 1.3 billion people. Here is a pre-Olympic ad showing the Spanish national team making like their hosts, while behind a traditional Chinese dragon. This was featured as a [...]

Just Like A Prayer, You Know I’ll Take You There: A-Rod and Jose Similarities?

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Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are two men who differ in many ways. One is at the height of his playing career, while the other is broke and embroiled in a post-career controversy. One is a Hall of Fame bound superstar, while the other is struggling to stay on reality tv. One plays for the Yankees, [...]

Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level

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I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have ever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting [...]

Hank Steinbrenner Will Soon Be Quoting Himself

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Newsday is reporting that with the new version of the Sporting News, a column will debut featuring the infamous Hank Seinbrenner. Little Stein has already made a name for himself among the media with a variety of ranging discussions of Red Sox nation to whether or not Joba should be starting. He’ll be starting in [...]

Anti-Meth Ads Go To Next Level

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I saw this on Deadspin c/o the Great Bar Stoolio and found it to be the best thing I’ve seen, mostly because of the ad at the bottom of this post. Everyone has seen those crazy anti-meth ads that give you worse nightmares than Pirates’ minor leaguers have of Olivio Astacio. Be prepared to be [...]

Why Sports Illustrated Is Better Than A Professional Athlete’s Sex Life

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Throughout my development as a sports fan I have continually referenced one source above any other in furthering my sports knowledge. Of course it’s not ESPN, it’s definitely not Fox Sports, and it’s not even Sporting News (which is probably number 2). I look to the Mecca of the sports news establishment, the most original, [...]

What’s On Your Cranium, My Dear Myron?

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Here is the article that I wrote for the Big Time otherwise known as the main page. Check it out and get a glimpse into what I love about sports by learning about a man that I grew up listening to. Also, I’ve included a video that makes me tear up.

Myron Cope, the 35-year color [...]