Artie Lange Goes Off On Joe Buck Live
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Here is one video that I found on Huffington Post that has yet to be taken off of youtube. In true Artie fashion, after Buck mentions that TMZ is his favorite website, he asked if his second favortie was suckingcock.com. The man is a legend and would be perfect taking over as host of the [...]
David Feherty With A Useful Comment
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David Feherty, the Irishman golf commentator for CBS dropped this bomb in a magzine article. He had this to say in a discussion centered on former President Bush moving to Feherty place of residence, Dallas, “From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East … despite how the conflict has been portrayed …, [...]
Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews
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This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to [...]
Talk About A Party Foul
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It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.
Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler
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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]
Michael Jackson And Troy Polamalu Have The Same Voice
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Here are a couple interviews, one each for the King of Pop and the Steeler safety respectively. The first is of Jacko doing what he does best, being creepy and off-putting. The second is of Polamalu on the 700 Club, where he probably had a leg-press competition with Pat Robertson. Watch these two videos and [...]
A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
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7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?â€
7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another flashback to [...]
Get Ready To Stroke Your Celery
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Dick Ebersol wasn’t having it when he banned this PETA add from being shown during the Superbowl. I will be venturing down to the game, so I will make sure to eat some post-game steak in PETA’s honor. I guess there are only two places for women with emotional problems to go. For ugly girls, [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
Larry Fitzgerald, Lost Member Of Run’s House
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In all the Superbowl hype, I could not get over the resemblance between Rev Run and the soon to be marketing marvel, Larry Fitzgerald. So, even though Run’s House has come to a close, we can still hope for some cameos on Daddy’s Girls.
A Dialogue Of Erin Andrews
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This came over from the Kornheiser Cartel and their thoughts are in the mold of the Dougie’s Goin’ Deep posts, but with a slighlty more attractive subject. They present to you, a Day in the Life of Erin Andrews. The only thing missing is the amount of time she must spend naked in front of [...]
And You Thought Jeff Reed’s Hair Couldn’t Get Better
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If you don’t know, Jeff Reed has recently bleached his hair for the playoff run and I guess it’s working. Here’s a video clip from the local KDKA station where Reed looks like he stepped out of Corey Feldman movie. He also manages to throw out jabs non-stop even with the Karate Kid homage on [...]
Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Dick
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Saw this over on Tirico Suave and it almost resulted in me being the next person to be featured on Intervention. To me, Skip Bayless is to ESPN as Bill Lumbergh is to Office Space.
Sunday Dumb Day 1/18
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews [...]
More Annoying Lists
By The Messiah | 2 Comments
Because of the demand for more annoying lists,  I’d be honored to share the 2 most annoying NFL analysts/color commentators/pregame hosts. It was pretty hard to narrow the impressive field. This one’s for you Billy Owen. By the way, next time you decide to point out mistakes and criticize, why don’t you make sure that you spell [...]
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