Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?

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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]

WWE Takes On The Critics

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I saw this over on BallHype c/o Mike Hayes from Steady Burn. I guess a tech critic gave the new WWE social network site a bad review so the Miz (from Real World) and John Morrison decided to take the matter into their own hands. They continue to make fun of the critic Eric Schonfeld [...]

“What Things Can They Do”

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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]

Sean Avery Single Handedly Making Hockey Worthwhile

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Sean Avery goes from working for Vogue in the off-season to ripping on two former exes (Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter) who are both unreal. Personality is what hockey is lacking and they are in desperate need of more guys who don’t live their lives like Nick Swardson in Grandma’s Boy. The comment is classic [...]

Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President

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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]

Manny On The Hills

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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]

Steve Nash Is Faster Than Sharks

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Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.

Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

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First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco.   Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore?  He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he [...]

Hockey Is Once Again, Good For Something

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I had a post back in January that featured an car commerical with Max Talbot and Evgeni Malkin. Now, thanks to Sean Leahy’s Going Five Hole, I can now post a new version that shows Talbot trying to throw it in some girl behind the counter. Enjoy.

Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem

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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]

One Of The Girls Next Door Prefers Third String Receivers to An 81 Year Old Icon

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I saw this on Hot Clicks, which included a link to Tyler Durden so I had to check out the latest news that will soon be showing up on E!. Looks like Kendra has moved on from the mansion and into the bed of a third year vet from New Mexico, Hank Baskett. The real [...]

Bernard Pollard Gets Low After Injuring Tom Brady

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Okay so this is video is from Hard Knocks, but you can only imagine what went on in the Chiefs locker room after taking out Tom Brady. There was definitely some Soldier Boy going down.

Sunday Dumb Day 8/31

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As you revel in a Labor Day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to the girl in National Treasure, here is this week’s wrap-up.
The Love of NFL - Top 10 Pro Football Players Turned Wrestlers
Busted Coverage - Charlie Steiner Shaves Beard, Reveals Cute Dimples
Mr. Irrelevant - Kevin Millar And His Hitler-ish [...]

The Enigma That Is Stuart Scott’s Left Eye

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The Onion apparently thinks that the left eye of the man who coins the worst catch-phrases of all-time will be going the way of Keith Olberman and making the jump to the Joe Buck network.

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