Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
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I was notified of this revelation through a Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield. I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you can see [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant - Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench - The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture - The Many Gang Sings [...]
Manny On The Hills
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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
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Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, [...]
South Philadelphia Born And Raised
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This guy hit the internet via Big League Stew and I want more. His name is Monty Gee and he spits hot fire.
Monty Gee on the M-I-C from meech.one on Vimeo.
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]
Johnny Gomes, What’s Dioner Navarro’s Dick Taste Like?
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When their not busy tag-teaming Coco Crisp, it seems that Johnny Gomes like to drink his Stud Light from the sack protector of his catcher, Dioner Navarro, according to Big League Stew. Apparently, Joe Maddon also partook, but did he take off those glasses that make him look like he should be sipping a latte [...]
The Rank: Vendors
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The Best
1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be paid to throw objects at [...]
The Ernie Banks Of The Wrigley Bleachers
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Thanks to Lion in Oil for posting this video and showing to me the obvious number one pick in a draft of potential fraternity pledges.
Mike Timlin, Every Animal’s Worst Nightmare
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Here is Mike Timlin showing off a little for NESN hottie, Heidi Watney. This truly shows that he doesn’t wear that camo glove for style, he could strip off his jersey at any moment and pull out that bow to take out any squirrels that make their way onto the field. I think he would [...]
Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More
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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]
Kids Hates Reporters Almost As Much As He Likes To Say “Number 1″
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