The Most Obvious Mock Draft Pick Of All-Time
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This comes from Chad Ford’s latest mock draft and had to be the easiest speculation that he has ever made. Here is the rundown of how the Utah Jazz fill their roster.
1. Look for whitest American (ex. Matt Harpring)
2. Find white Foreigner (ex. Mehmet Okur, AK47)
3. Find black guy who went to a good school [...]
BaBa Booey, BaBa Blows It
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In watching Howard TV that last few days, there has been a lot of conversation regarding Gary throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game. Well, it happened this Sunday and the talk he had with a sports psychologist obviously didn’t do the trick. Stay tuned as I try to find a nice little [...]
Jobu Is Pleased
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Taking a page out of Major League, a high school baseball team in Tampa recently killed a snake and buried on their field to hopefully turn around their season. The coach of the team was present and has since been removed from his position.The greatest thing would be if PETA started showing up at this [...]
Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler
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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]
Superbowl Update: Cal Ripken And Pat Riley Drink Together
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I was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt
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I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]
Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield
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I was notified of this revelation through a Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield. I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you can see [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant – Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench – The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture – The Many Gang Sings [...]
Manny On The Hills
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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
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Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not an All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad [...]
South Philadelphia Born And Raised
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This guy hit the internet via Big League Stew and I want more. His name is Monty Gee and he spits hot fire.
Monty Gee on the M-I-C from meech.one on Vimeo.
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
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