The Ernie Banks Of The Wrigley Bleachers

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Thanks to Lion in Oil for posting this video and showing to me the obvious number one pick in a draft of potential fraternity pledges.
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In Cubs, Fans, MLB August 19, 2008 

Kids Hates Reporters Almost As Much As He Likes To Say “Number 1″

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In Cubs, MLB, Media, TV, Women August 10, 2008 

Oh Kosuke

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He has already won over Cub fans, but seriously, how many others can he win over with the words “fuk” and “dome” in the same name. I can’t wait to hear a story circa “Who wants to sex Mutumbo” in the coming months. Here’s to Kosuke walking into a North Side bar and yelling, “Everyone, [...]

In Cubs, MLB, NBA, Rockets April 2, 2008 

If The Moon Was Made Out Of BBQ Spare Ribs…

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Hello Again Everybody, I am a lazy piece of shit so I waited until now to finally discuss one of my idols in sports, someone who transcended the game that he covered and became a pop culture figure. His name, Harry Caray, a man who used the booth to express his opinions as a fan [...]

In Cubs, MLB February 25, 2008