Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]

Antonio Pierce Interns for Howard Stern, Watch Out Benji And J.D.

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My roommate came home last night and told me that a New York Giant was on the Stern show and was interning for the day, that player was Antontio Pierce. Apparently, Pierce just showed up that day and asked if he could intern because he wants to get into broadcasting after he retires. It made [...]

Zen Is Not Enough For Barry Zito

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Yesterday, it was announced that Barry Zito will be headed to the bullpen after an 0-6 start to season and a 7.53 ERA. I’m pretty sure that Zito will enjoy the low-key persona of being a long-reliever, and he’ll enjoy the rest of that $126 million contract as well. I also feel like Barry’s going to have too [...]

Double Cheeseburgers 4 Life

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Breakout wide reciever of the Denver Broncos, Brandon Marshall, had surgery yesterday after severing an artery, vein and nerve in his forearm along with tendons to five muscles. This accident occured after slipping on a McDonalds bag forcing his arm through an entertainment center. After reading this story I wanted a #2, and I went and got [...]