Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]

In Announcers, Bulls, Crime, Issues, MLB, Media, NBA, Phillies, Rockets, Sex, TV February 4, 2009 

South Philadelphia Born And Raised

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This guy hit the internet via Big League Stew and I want more. His name is Monty Gee and he spits hot fire.

Monty Gee on the M-I-C from meech.one on Vimeo.

In Fans, MLB, Phillies October 29, 2008 

Sunday Dumb Day 7/13

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Deadspin – Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox
Joe Sports Fan - Fan of the Week: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth…
Busted Coverage – Phil Hellmuth [...]

In Announcers, Eating, Fans, Film, International, MLB, Media, Olympics, Phillies, Poker, Radio, Rays, Red Sox, TV, Yankees July 13, 2008 

Misery, And I’m Not Talking Kathy Bates

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Forbes just published an article listing what they believe to be the Ten Most Miserable Sports Cities. They based these rankings on different numbers and ratios with pretty much a blatant disregard for these actual misery of the fans in these cities. Evidence supporting this fact being the Atlanta is number 1, with Cleveland and [...]

In 76ers, Bills, Browns, Bruins, Cavs, Celtics, Eagles, Film, Flyers, Indians, MLB, Media, NBA, NFL, NHL, Panthers, Phillies, Red Sox, Sabres, Timberwolves, Twins, Vikings, Wild April 14, 2008