Manny On The Hills
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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]
Mike Timlin, Every Animal’s Worst Nightmare
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Here is Mike Timlin showing off a little for NESN hottie, Heidi Watney. This truly shows that he doesn’t wear that camo glove for style, he could strip off his jersey at any moment and pull out that bow to take out any squirrels that make their way onto the field. I think he would [...]
Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More
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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 7/13
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Deadspin - Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox
Joe Sports Fan - Fan of the Week: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth…
Busted Coverage - Phil Hellmuth [...]
Listen Here Sweet Tooth: The Top 5 Sports Commercials Ever
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5. United Way Sam Adams- Don’t not panic and make sure to keep an eye on Sam being saved in the pool, he looks more like a dead fish than Squintz in Sandlot.
4. Any The Rick Commercial - Okay, so this is only an outtakes segment, but it is the culmination of all that made [...]
Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level
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I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have ever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting [...]
The Perfect Trade
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I saw this on Deadspin this morning, who got it courtesy of Roto-World, and I thought about not writing anything because I’m still pretty hungover at work. However, this story was just too good. The scene was Fenway Park and the occasion was a 40th birthday of someone known just as the “Hammer.” It involves [...]
Hazel Moves On
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It’s being reported that the object of many a Red Sox fan’s affection will be leaving their favorite network, NESN. Mae spent about 4 years at the New England based network after sometime at Rogers Sportsnet in Canada. I was once in a class where Hazel spoke about how she broke into the sports broadcasting field, [...]
Manny Does Not Settle With Entertaining Fans Everywhere
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What do you think Goose Gossage would have to say about this?
Misery, And I’m Not Talking Kathy Bates
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Forbes just published an article listing what they believe to be the Ten Most Miserable Sports Cities. They based these rankings on different numbers and ratios with pretty much a blatant disregard for these actual misery of the fans in these cities. Evidence supporting this fact being the Atlanta is number 1, with Cleveland and [...]
Avian Red Sox Nation
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So I wrote a post about a girl getting attacked by a bird at Fenway the other day, well her name is Alexa Rodriguez and she is 13 years old. Coincidence? Or is this the beginning of a plot by the Avian Red Sox Nation, wanting to send a message to “the limp-wristed one” before stepping out [...]
The Greatest Story Ever Told
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In lieu of the recent announcement by ESPN that the one and only, Wade Boggs will be added to some broadcasts of Baseball Tonight in July, I offer you the Greatest Story Ever Told.
My friends and I joke about this particular story more than John Daly Drinks Diet Coke, so I had to one day [...]
Don’t F With Hawks
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I am not referring to Josh Smith and the finaly playoff-bound basketball team. Today a hawk attacked a student who was on a tour with her class at Fenway Park. The girl was escorted to a waiting ambulance and a cut to her eyebrow was treated. I have been living in Boston for four years [...]
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