Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt
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I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
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Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 7/13
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Deadspin – Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox
Joe Sports Fan - Fan of the Week: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth…
Busted Coverage – Phil Hellmuth [...]
The 2014 Ryder Cup Is Going The Full Monty
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Colin Montgomerie will be the captain of team Europe in the 2014 Ryder Cup which will be in Scotland. This seemed like your basic story until you realize that there will be three Ryder Cup tournaments before Monty takes the helm. For this news to come out now must mean that Monty is more excited [...]
Did A-Rod And Madonna Have A Carmen Electra-Dennis Rodman Moment
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Leave it to Fox News to start some rumors, but I wouldn’t read them otherwise. They have a timeline here detailing how a freak named Madge might have been detrimental to A-Rod’s early season groin injury.
Just Like A Prayer, You Know I’ll Take You There: A-Rod and Jose Similarities?
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Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are two men who differ in many ways. One is at the height of his playing career, while the other is broke and embroiled in a post-career controversy. One is a Hall of Fame bound superstar, while the other is struggling to stay on reality tv. One plays for the Yankees, [...]
A Few Things
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So, the lack of posts is do to a lot of laziness and the fact that I will be heading down to the cathedral that is Yankee Stadium tomorrow to catch the first game of the subway doubleheader with the Mets. This will be my first trip to Yankee Stadium so I’m about as pumped as [...]
Hank Steinbrenner Will Soon Be Quoting Himself
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Newsday is reporting that with the new version of the Sporting News, a column will debut featuring the infamous Hank Seinbrenner. Little Stein has already made a name for himself among the media with a variety of ranging discussions of Red Sox nation to whether or not Joba should be starting. He’ll be starting in [...]
Minka, What Are You Doing?
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I caught this link coming through si.com’s HotClicks. It’s a Page 6 article breaking news that the herp king is looking to give Valtrex a little more business. Minka Kelly of Friday Night Lights, the best show on television, reportedly had dinner with the Yankee captain on Monday. Get out of this before it’s too [...]
Joe Girardi is Tony Perkis
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The Yankees players have had it hard enough keeping their hair coiffed to perfection, but now Joe Girardi is banning candy and ice cream from the clubhouse. Like a scene from the cinema classic, Heavy Weights, players have been seen trying to smuggle their chocolately favorites past the over-bearing Girardi, or as he is now [...]
Avian Red Sox Nation
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So I wrote a post about a girl getting attacked by a bird at Fenway the other day, well her name is Alexa Rodriguez and she is 13 years old. Coincidence? Or is this the beginning of a plot by the Avian Red Sox Nation, wanting to send a message to “the limp-wristed one” before stepping out [...]
The Greatest Story Ever Told
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In lieu of the recent announcement by ESPN that the one and only, Wade Boggs will be added to some broadcasts of Baseball Tonight in July, I offer you the Greatest Story Ever Told.Â
My friends and I joke about this particular story more than John Daly Drinks Diet Coke, so I had to one day [...]
Hideki Matsui’s Wife is 2-Dimensional
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I’m going to stick with some Japanese feel with a comment about Hideki Matsui’s new wife. A few days ago, Matsui revealed that he had got married to a woman in a New York chapel, and no one knew about it, which is surprising with the papparazzis that are the Japanese media. So you are wondering what this lucky [...]
The “Voice of God” Will Continue
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I am not calling myself a Yankees fan, but there is a certain amount of respect that seeps out of that organization on a daily basis that garners my respect. One such occurence, which first occurred during the ‘07 ALDS will continue for about half of the 2008 season. 97 year old public address announcer [...]


