Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
Steve Nash Is Faster Than Sharks
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Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, [...]
You Know How I Knew John Amaechi Was Gay?
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Upon hearing the recent news of John Amaechi coming upon some tensions at the Olympics, no pun intended, I decided to bring back an old radio clip from when the news of his sexuality broke. The guys at Right in my Mouth Radio seemed to have a pretty good idea that Amaechi was a little [...]
Ladies And Gentleman, The Future Governor Of Alabama
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You Been Blinded posted these videos and I was compelled to do the same. Here is Sir Charles pounding some Patron and discussing his future with the adoring public at a fine establishment named Harrah’s. This party must have been bumpin’ with Alfonso Ribiero, aka Carlton Banks, there to treat the crowd to a little [...]
Spanish Team, Chinese, Look At These
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The Redeem Team’s biggest competition in this year’s Olympic tournament is looking right past the U.S. and instead has their self-impaired vision focused directly on pissing off 1.3 billion people. Here is a pre-Olympic ad showing the Spanish national team making like their hosts, while behind a traditional Chinese dragon. This was featured as a [...]
Listen Here Sweet Tooth: The Top 5 Sports Commercials Ever
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5. United Way Sam Adams- Don’t not panic and make sure to keep an eye on Sam being saved in the pool, he looks more like a dead fish than Squintz in Sandlot.
4. Any The Rick Commercial - Okay, so this is only an outtakes segment, but it is the culmination of all that made [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]
Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level
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I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have ever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting [...]
Big Baby Says “Shirtless Summer ‘08″
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Luckily I work right on Boylston St., so I was able to sneak out for a little bit and catch some of the Celtics’ rolling rally. Paul Pierce and KG held the MVP and Championship trophies respectively, while Glenn Davis just refused to be contained by any sort of fabric. He very well could be [...]
Paula Cole vs. “A Real Singer”
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Paula Cole just sang the national anthem to game 6 of the NBA Finals. Her big hit came with a little song called “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone.” So, take a step back and reflect on the evolution from James Taylor in Game 1 to all that is Paula Cole in the series clincher. I’m [...]
God Save The Fan And Some Gilbert Arenas Relief
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Last Friday I was on a plane most of the day, so i decided to try my hand at reading a book, which I haven’t done since Moneyball. I went and picked up God Save the Fan by Deadspin editor Will Leitch. He spoke of the irrelevance of sports, while making sure to show it’s [...]
Flavor Flav Proves To Be Stepping Stone Before Banging Athletes
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Towards the end of last week, I came across this while looking over the best blog on the internet, With Leather. I apologize for this post taking so long to be published, but I went back to western PA for the weekend and probably had too much Skoal. Anyway, it revolved around one of my [...]
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