Mr. Chi City Is On The Floor
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A staple from the online video scene for a while now recently went to a Bulls game and proved himself once again. Here are parts 1 and 2 from Mr. Chi City’s experience with floor seats, definitely make sure you check out when he just rips Starbury during the pregame warmups about that head tattoo [...]
The Most Obvious Mock Draft Pick Of All-Time
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This comes from Chad Ford’s latest mock draft and had to be the easiest speculation that he has ever made. Here is the rundown of how the Utah Jazz fill their roster.
1. Look for whitest American (ex. Matt Harpring)
2. Find white Foreigner (ex. Mehmet Okur, AK47)
3. Find black guy who went to a good school [...]
Shaq Attack 2012, As Predicted By The Mayan Calendar
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My personal friends over at FATAWESOME have ventured into the sports world with their videos. Start protecting your manhood, because they will soon castrate the entire sports community.
Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler
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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]
Superbowl Update: Cal Ripken And Pat Riley Drink Together
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I was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
The Sport Count Isn’t Homo, But It Will Blow Your Mind
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Here is an incredible post from the Sport Count. It is entitled the National Babe Association and draws parallels between current NBA-ers and their pop culture female counter parts. Also, the use this line in their “Durant jacked up a lot of ridiculous long-range bombs, while Fox succeeded only in inspiring the jacking off of [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 1/18
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP - LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle - Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish - I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks - Yes, Erin Andrews [...]
Pineapple Express Has Made It’s Way To The Celtics Locker Room
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Found this today over on Today’s Big Thing and thought it was pretty good. This is the post game press conference from Monday night’s Celtics game and it seems that Paul Pierce and KG toked up before talking with the media. I base this assumption on the laughter that could be straight out of the [...]
BMaze-ing Puts On
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Three Strikes and Out was onto Bobby Maze back in May, but I hadn’t heard or seen his skills until now. Just watching BMaze on the court you think AI and it seems that he has the same aspirations. After leaving Oklahoma at the request of the team, Maze ended up at Tennessee with Bruce [...]
Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
Steve Nash Is Faster Than Sharks
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Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, [...]
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