This is God Given Sports» Bulls http://thisisgodgiven.com A Blast Magazine blog Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:12:47 +0000 en hourly 1 Mr. Chi City Is On The Floor http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/05/26/mr-chi-city-is-on-the-floor/ http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/05/26/mr-chi-city-is-on-the-floor/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 04:19:57 +0000 The Second Coming http://thisisgodgiven.com/?p=899

A staple from the online video scene for a while now recently went to a Bulls game and proved himself once again. Here are parts 1 and 2 from Mr. Chi City’s experience with floor seats, definitely make sure you check out when he just rips Starbury during the pregame warmups about that head tattoo that makes Steve-O’s tattoo artist look like a modern day Van Gogh or some shit.

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1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.

2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than Brett Myers’ wife.

3. Yao Ming’s dropping loads all over Andres Nocioni.

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4. Any The Rick Commercial – Okay, so this is only an outtakes segment, but it is the culmination of all that made the Rick my hero.

 

3. I Am Tiger Woods – Disguises at their best.

 

2. Tracy Morgan NFL 2k Football - The same guy that wants some discharge on his big mac, drops more one-liners than David Spade.

 

1. Any Michael Jordan Commercial- Watching a Michael Jordan Gatorade Commercial makes you feel like you need go try to find buy Gatorade in a glass bottle. Watching a Michael Jordan Nike Commercial makes you feel like you want to go fight with William Wallace in the big battle in Braveheart.

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