Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]

In Announcers, Bulls, Crime, Issues, MLB, Media, NBA, Phillies, Rockets, Sex, TV February 4, 2009 

BMaze-ing Puts On

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Three Strikes and Out was onto Bobby Maze back in May, but I hadn’t heard or seen his skills until now. Just watching BMaze on the court you think AI and it seems that he has the same aspirations. After leaving Oklahoma at the request of the team, Maze ended up at Tennessee with Bruce [...]

In College, College Basketball, Internet, Media, NBA, Nuggets, Pop Culture, Rockets, University of Tennessee January 8, 2009 

Droppin’ Loads All Over The Library

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Stanley Pringle. That is a funny name. You know what is even funnier? He got caught and arrested for whacking off in the the library at Penn State. Yes, whacking off as in masturbation.
Stanley Pringle is the point guard for the often over-looked Penn State basketball team, which is a long way from the NCAA [...]

In College, College Basketball, NBA, Penn State University, Rockets, Timberwolves April 3, 2008 

Oh Kosuke

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He has already won over Cub fans, but seriously, how many others can he win over with the words “fuk” and “dome” in the same name. I can’t wait to hear a story circa “Who wants to sex Mutumbo” in the coming months. Here’s to Kosuke walking into a North Side bar and yelling, “Everyone, [...]

In Cubs, MLB, NBA, Rockets April 2, 2008