Shaq Attack 2012, As Predicted By The Mayan Calendar

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My personal friends over at FATAWESOME have ventured into the sports world with their videos. Start protecting your manhood, because they will soon castrate the entire sports community.

Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]

Steve Nash Is Faster Than Sharks

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Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.

Shaunie-Less Shaq And My New Favorite Site

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Deadspin came across a recent photo of the soon to be divorced Shaquille O’Neal, with a new woman who bore a striking resemblence to his ex, Shaunie. The photo in question was posted on MediaTakeOut.com, which is an experience in itself even though it looks like a glorified myspace page, but the comments truly made [...]