Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level

June 20, 2008   Leave a Comment  

I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have portada_bocon.jpgever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting for these over the top gimmicks to cross over into America. Forget the gun, I got some better ideas:

1. Show Johnathan Papelbon drawing dicks on a picture of Mariano Rivera’s face.

2. Show Dmitri Young taking a dump on an opposing team’s field

3. Have Gilbert Arenas wiping his ass with his latest contract offer.

God Save The Fan And Some Gilbert Arenas Relief

June 16, 2008   Leave a Comment  

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Last Friday I was on a plane most of the day, so i decided to try my hand at reading a book, which I haven’t done since Moneyball. I went and picked up God Save the Fan by Deadspin editor Will Leitch. He spoke of the irrelevance of sports, while making sure to show it’s importance. I just wanted to recommend it because it might be the first book I’ve read in one day since one of the Goosebumps books. Here is my favorite excerpt is a quote that he included from Gilbert Arenas as he describes how his ideal shoe commercial would go:

“You know how I always throw my jersey into the stands after a game? In Washington, they just go crazy for it. So in this commercial, that’s what I’m gonna do with my shoes. I’ve just hit a game winner, and I throw these shoes. Everyone starts to react, and you see everything in slow motion. Everyone’s pushing, shoving, doing whatever it takes to try to get to these shoes. People from the 400 level, they’re jumping off the ledge, they’re missing the pile, hitting nothing but chairs, and you can just see in people’s faces like, Ooooh, that hurt. While all this stuff’s going on, one of the shoes pops out of the crowd, and a little girl gets it and she takes off. A couple of people see she has it, and they start chasing her, and she’s looking back running—and then she gets clotheslined by a kid in a wheelchair. So he picks the shoe up and says—he’s gonna have the only line in there—’They said I couldn’t get it. Heh. Impossible is nothing.’ And then he rolls off.”

This quote pretty much sums up what Leitch loves about sports and describes probably the most truthful (in the sense that he delves into how we feel as fans) book I have read. Yes, I said truthful in reference to a book written by a guy who made his name as a blogger, a blogger that will now be a contributing editor for New York Magazine.

Update: Here is an interview with Leitch that was emailed to me from The Third I, thanks for the heads up.

Flavor Flav Proves To Be Stepping Stone Before Banging Athletes

June 16, 2008   2 Comments  

Towards the end of last week, I came across this while looking over the best blog on the internet, With Leather. I apologize for this post taking so long to be published, but I went back to western PA for the weekend and probably had too much Skoal. Anyway, it revolved around one of my favorite subjects, Flavor of Love, and linked some of the female participants to a number of different athletes. Wow, that is a lot of commas, but lets get into the reported couples.

Vernon Davis and Black

Kevin Durant and Seezins

Gilbert Arenas and Prancer

The only answer I could have for these respective situations is that the Flavor of Love house must really prepare women for the life of a professional athlete. If you think about it; having to deal with a variety of women. check. video cameras always around. check. constant exposure to STDs. check. I am just waiting for my girl Toastee to get into the mix with some of these pros so we can start talking about a possible sex tape.

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Does he not look like the bad gremlin?