Voice-Cracking Eagles Fan
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This is a little over a week old, but it needed posted due to this pubescent teen calling Jessica Simpson a whore. He did this with all the confidence of DJ Qualls in Road Trip and parodying a Fray song with an out of tune guitar. That’s three strikes against him and he still managed [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
Plaxico’s Christmas Story
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Just in time for the Holiday Season, here is the best blog post of the year. It comes from Tirico Suave
so click over.
Plaxico Makes Like That Guy From 8 Mile And Shoots Himself
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This news is old, I know. However, the comparison had to be made to Cheddar Bob from the film classic 8 Mile. Thanks for helping my fantasy team Plax.
Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President
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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant - Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench - The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture - The Many Gang Sings [...]
Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, [...]
Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
By The Messiah | Leave a Comment
First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco. Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore? He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he [...]
Tom Coughlin’s Alter-Ego
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I am not proud of this find, feast your eyes on Tom Coughlin and his possible offspring, a possum.
Travis Henry Wants To Star In Blow 2
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing [...]
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
Matt Millen, Boyz II Men, Profanity
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Here is a link to Tirico Suave, who had a little something to say to Matt Millen in the form of some mid 90s R&B mixed in with some movie references. Well said Tirico and for you as a Lions fan, may god have mercy on your soul.
The Rank: Vendors
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The Best
1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be paid to throw objects at [...]
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