Michael Jackson And Troy Polamalu Have The Same Voice
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Here are a couple interviews, one each for the King of Pop and the Steeler safety respectively. The first is of Jacko doing what he does best, being creepy and off-putting. The second is of Polamalu on the 700 Club, where he probably had a leg-press competition with Pat Robertson. Watch these two videos and [...]
Steeler Fight Song Discussion
By The Second Coming | 6 Comments
The Steeler Fight Song has been taking some bashing following their 6th Championship, and to tell you the truth it’s pretty terrible. However, the sheer number of songs that come out of Pittsburgh is incredible. Basically, I just wanted to post the best sports song ever created. It was played before the AFC Championship back [...]
Tecmo Super Bowl Predicts the Super Bowl Champion
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We used vNES to simulate a game between the Steelers and Cardinals on the greatest football game of all time, Tecmo Super Bowl. Since we don’t know how to update rosters, we simulated using the game’s original rosters, which means the Cardinals are actually known as the Phoenix Cardinals. Here was the outcome:
First Quarter
The game [...]
A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
By The Messiah | 1 Comment
7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?”
7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another flashback to [...]
The Marty B Apology
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Martellus Bennett got fined for a freestyle to “Get Money,” but now he has released his apology hoping to capitalize on the recent news. The apology isn’t bad and I agree with him that players need to be more accessible, like Chris Cooley showing his dick. I think the gay bashing may have did [...]
Football Owner To Ambassador? No, I’m Not Talking About Al Davis
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There was an interview a few weeks back on KDKA in Pittsburgh that directly addressed the possiblity that Dan Rooney could be named as the next Ambassador to Ireland. Now, the Irish Times is reporting that Mr. Rooney heads the list. His competition includes Caroline Kennedy, and since she is busy banging publishers, we should [...]
Get Ready To Stroke Your Celery
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Dick Ebersol wasn’t having it when he banned this PETA add from being shown during the Superbowl. I will be venturing down to the game, so I will make sure to eat some post-game steak in PETA’s honor. I guess there are only two places for women with emotional problems to go. For ugly girls, [...]
Definition Of A Loser
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We all like sports and root for our teams, but this queer takes it to a new level. To make it worse, this kid is getting egged on by girls, when does that happen? This kid reminds me of when Jerry O’Connell cries in Stand By Me. By the way, this video has been posted [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
By The Second Coming | 2 Comments
In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
Larry Fitzgerald, Lost Member Of Run’s House
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In all the Superbowl hype, I could not get over the resemblance between Rev Run and the soon to be marketing marvel, Larry Fitzgerald. So, even though Run’s House has come to a close, we can still hope for some cameos on Daddy’s Girls.
Blue Magic
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“What’s with this outfit? You know what it says? You wanna know what it says? Arrest me!”
Five minutes after this picture, Tomlin was seen carrying 50 equipment bags to a pick-up truck on the runway. Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden were ridin and packin shotgun. Pedro Gomez was at the scene and reported that it [...]
And You Thought Jeff Reed’s Hair Couldn’t Get Better
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
If you don’t know, Jeff Reed has recently bleached his hair for the playoff run and I guess it’s working. Here’s a video clip from the local KDKA station where Reed looks like he stepped out of Corey Feldman movie. He also manages to throw out jabs non-stop even with the Karate Kid homage on [...]
Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 1/18
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP - LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle - Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish - I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks - Yes, Erin Andrews [...]
Ravenstahl-Reed 2012: Get After It
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You’ve probably heard about the Mayor of Pittsburgh, Luke Ravenstahl, fake changing his name to Steelerstahl, which is one of the lamest things I have ever heard. It’s lamer than my roommate who told me he thinks Rihanna is so hot that he just listens to her music and beats off. However, the lame-osity of [...]
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