Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

Nov. 11, 2008   Leave a Comment  

First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.

Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco.   Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70′s and ’80′s anymore?  He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he is convinced that being such a hard ass can win games.  Personally, i was hoping Vernon Davis would’ve mooned him after catching that TD pass last night, or slugged him in the face after taking off his helmet.

Singletary proved how much of an idiot he is by calling 2 running plays from outside of the 2 yd line in the last 20 seconds of the 4th quarter.  But hey, he likes “smashmouth” football, which is very impressive, almost as impressive as the FULLBACK DIVE to michael robinson.  Mike Martz clearly had nothing to do with that playcall, which i was happy about because I hope everyone who was watching the game got to see how much of an asshole Singletary is.

He made a ton of money as a motivational speaker after he quit playing, which also confuses me b/c I think he’s a complete joke.  It took him forever to finally get a head coaching job, and maybe it was just b/c he’s a complete idiot.  I hope he loses every damn game he coaches.

Flavor Flav Proves To Be Stepping Stone Before Banging Athletes

June 16, 2008   2 Comments  

Towards the end of last week, I came across this while looking over the best blog on the internet, With Leather. I apologize for this post taking so long to be published, but I went back to western PA for the weekend and probably had too much Skoal. Anyway, it revolved around one of my favorite subjects, Flavor of Love, and linked some of the female participants to a number of different athletes. Wow, that is a lot of commas, but lets get into the reported couples.

Vernon Davis and Black

Kevin Durant and Seezins

Gilbert Arenas and Prancer

The only answer I could have for these respective situations is that the Flavor of Love house must really prepare women for the life of a professional athlete. If you think about it; having to deal with a variety of women. check. video cameras always around. check. constant exposure to STDs. check. I am just waiting for my girl Toastee to get into the mix with some of these pros so we can start talking about a possible sex tape.

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Does he not look like the bad gremlin?