Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]

Cedric Benson Goes The Way Of A Female Hollywood Socialite

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Cedric Benson travels by water and by land, and manages to be drunk while doing both. Now it turns out that he will be traveling right out of Chicago after he was released from the Bears on Monday. The Bears are going to be stuck with two years of $2.5M cap hits, and word is [...]

What Could Have Been

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It is being reported that Ricky Williams was invited to be on the boat trip with Cedric Benson, the day that he was arrested and roughed up a little bit. Here are some of the quotes from Ricky when asked how things would have been different if he were aboard.
“I think if I had come [...]

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

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Here is your Christmas present from the Posterboy, a little throwback to the 7th Floor Crew. This song was recorded by a few members of the Miami Hurricane football team that included Jon Beason and Greg Olsen back in 2003. It includes this line from the current Chicago Bear tight end, “What’s your name, G-Reg. [...]