NFL 2008: The Rookie “Most-Likely’s”

July 15, 2008   1 Comment  

With less than two weeks until training camp, I thought I would throw out some predictions.  

20061010_vikingfan_2.jpgMost Likely to Over-AcheiveJohn David Booty - he went in the 5th round, but he has to be happy to go to a team where the QB job could be his by the end of next season. He’s accurate and his less than ideal arm-strength won’t hurt him too much in the west-coast offense. However, I do feel that Viking fans, as part of the NFC North, will have something to say about this whole three name thing. The name John David Booty sounds like an actor on some CW drama.

Most-Likely to become Ricky WilliamsAqib Talib - Three positive marijuana tests in college do not bode well for this first round pick. He’s going to make a lot of picks in the cover 2 if he can lay off the bong. I guess he just needs to find his anti-drug.

Most-Likely to be a BustVernon Gholston- there is a reason that you didn’t see him winning many awards while he was at Ohio St. He is inconsistent and I don’t see him being a leader, which I feel is a characteristic a number 6 pick should possess. Will likely soon be known as the “ghost” for his disappearing acts. 

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Most-Ready to be a Cincinnati BengalJason Shirley – he’s a defensive tackle from Fresno St. He also only played 3 games his senior year after being suspended twice before being dismissed from the team entirely. Roger Goodell already has him on the Most-Wanted list.

Most-Likely to be hated by his coachLeodis McKelvin- he is going to be a corner playing in the cover 2, who does not like to come up and make tackles. He’ll be playing for Dick Jauron, who was a defensive back himself in ’70s, which makes him not a pussy. Look for numerous remarks involving the term pansy.

Most-Likely to pull a Michael VickDarren McFadden – Vick’s friends were his demise, and now McFadden comes in with brother’s in rival gangs. I can see his brothers right now running a chop shop out of some warehouse that McFadden owns. My bet is that it will be called Big Rock’s Shop.

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Stuff People Like

April 2, 2008   Leave a Comment  

Just tought that I should throw this out there for more people to read. Here is a post from The Sports Hernia which highlights some things that certain people like. It is pretty hilarious and make sure to check out Stuff White People Like for even more. Here are a few of my own.

 Stuff Rae Carruth Likes

- Murder

- Saving his own pee

- Hiding in the trunks of cars

Stuff Cincinnatti Bengals Like

- Providing underage girls with alcohol

- Guns

- Substance abuse

- Puking on police

Stuff John Amaechi Likes

- Guys

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