Tecmo Super Bowl Predicts the Super Bowl Champion
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We used vNES to simulate a game between the Steelers and Cardinals on the greatest football game of all time, Tecmo Super Bowl. Since we don’t know how to update rosters, we simulated using the game’s original rosters, which means the Cardinals are actually known as the Phoenix Cardinals. Here was the outcome:
First Quarter
The game [...]
Football Owner To Ambassador? No, I’m Not Talking About Al Davis
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There was an interview a few weeks back on KDKA in Pittsburgh that directly addressed the possiblity that Dan Rooney could be named as the next Ambassador to Ireland. Now, the Irish Times is reporting that Mr. Rooney heads the list. His competition includes Caroline Kennedy, and since she is busy banging publishers, we should [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
By The Second Coming | 2 Comments
In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
Larry Fitzgerald, Lost Member Of Run’s House
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In all the Superbowl hype, I could not get over the resemblance between Rev Run and the soon to be marketing marvel, Larry Fitzgerald. So, even though Run’s House has come to a close, we can still hope for some cameos on Daddy’s Girls.
Matt Leinart Has Fun, Obvi
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I saw these photos yesterday, but really didn’t think it would turn into a big story. These pictures are always surfacing and no one makes a big deal about it, there is even a website devoted to it. Just make sure to check out John Daly. It’s the offseason and no one cares that mini-camp [...]


