Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]

In Cowboys, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Print, Sex November 20, 2008

Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?

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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.

On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.

In Cowboys, Film, Look-A-Like, MLB, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Red Sox, This is God Given October 1, 2008

T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People

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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]

In Alcohol, Cowboys, Drugs, Insanity, Issues, NFL, Prostitutes, Track June 18, 2008

Darren McFadden Should Be on Maury

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Over the past few months, thousands of NFL prospects have been evaluated not only on their abilities, but also on their families situations and their character issues. One player in particular has been in the spotlight more than others, his name is Darren McFadden, and probably unlike many players, his off-field concerns might be garnering [...]

In College, College Football, Cowboys, NFL, University of Arkansas April 25, 2008

T.O. On Bang Bros., Gethca Tissues Ready

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Today, a photo began circulation from a Bang Bros. video.(the guys who get girls off the street, bang them in a van and then trick them into getting out of the van before driving away) There has been some speculation as to whether the photo is real, but I want to let you be the [...]

In Cowboys, Internet, Media, NFL April 22, 2008

Big Ben Taking On Romo The Homo

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The other day on the Dan Patrick replacement show on ESPN Radio, Ben Roethlisbeger took a few jabs at his counterpart in Dallas and the soon to be Aunt, Jessica Simpson. Here is how the discussion went with none other than Mike Tirico and Michele Tafoya, ouch, not about the comments about how terrible that [...]

In Cowboys, ESPN, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Radio, Steelers April 18, 2008