You’ve probably heard about the Mayor of Pittsburgh, Luke Ravenstahl, fake changing his name to Steelerstahl, which is one of the lamest things I have ever heard. It’s lamer than my roommate who told me he thinks Rihanna is so hot that he just listens to her music and beats off. However, the lame-osity of this stunt should not outshine his past indiscretions that lead me to believe in this man and see him as the future of politics. The 27 year old causes more controversy than Rock of Love participant. There have been countless claims made that he misuses city funds due to his traveling (including a SUV trip to a Toby Keith concert) and he once used city funds to go to a $9,000/head celebrity golf invitational. Oh yeah, he also allegedly crashed the U.S. Open at Oakmont and tried to get a photo op with Tiger. To top all of this off, there have also been allegations that he drunkenly pushed a cop and was arrested at a 2005 Steelers game. So, here he comes America. Ask not what Luke can do for your country, ask what you can do for Luke. I’m hoping for a Presidential run by 2012 and I think Jeff Reed could be the perfect running mate as he would pull the nightclub/bar/Duquesne sorostitute/tool vote.

Ravenstahl/Reed 2012

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