A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover
By The Messiah | 1 Comment
7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?â€
7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another flashback to [...]
The Marty B Apology
By The Second Coming | Leave a Comment
Martellus Bennett got fined for a freestyle to “Get Money,” but now he has released his apology hoping to capitalize on the recent news. The apology isn’t bad and I agree with him that players need to be more accessible, like Chris Cooley showing his dick. I think the gay bashing may have did [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 1/18
By The Second Coming | Comments Off
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant – Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench – The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture – The Many Gang Sings [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing – John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine – The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave – The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]


