A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover

By The Messiah | 1 Comment

7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?” 7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another flashback to my [...]

In Broncos, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Redskins, TV January 29, 2009 

The Marty B Apology

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Martellus Bennett got fined for a freestyle to “Get Money,” but now he has released his apology hoping to capitalize on the recent news. The apology isn’t bad and I agree with him that players need to be more accessible, like Chris Cooley showing his dick. I think the gay bashing may have did you [...]

In Cowboys, Internet, Media, Music, NFL, Redskins January 29, 2009 

Sunday Dumb Day 1/18

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up. PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag? Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler” Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song Sports by Brooks [...]

In College, ESPN, Film, Issues, Lakers, Media, Music, NBA, NFL, Pop Culture, Raptors, Redskins, Sex, Steelers, TV, University of Southern California January 18, 2009 

Sunday Dumb Day 11/23

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up. Mr. Irrelevant – Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot Empty the Bench – The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09 The Sports Culture – The [...]

In MLB, NFL, NHL, Penguins, Pirates, Redskins, Sunday Dumb Day, WWE, Women November 23, 2008 

Sunday Dumb Day 6/29

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up. Awful Announcing – John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can Coed Magazine – The Babes Of Wimbeldon Tirico Suave – The Sports Movie Slow Clap [...]

In Beauty Pageant, Draft, Film, Media, NBA, NFL, Redskins, Sunday Dumb Day, TV, Tennis, Women June 29, 2008