Michael Jackson And Troy Polamalu Have The Same Voice

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Here are a couple interviews, one each for the King of Pop and the Steeler safety respectively. The first is of Jacko doing what he does best, being creepy and off-putting. The second is of Polamalu on the 700 Club, where he probably had a leg-press competition with Pat Robertson. Watch these two videos and [...]

Steeler Fight Song Discussion

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The Steeler Fight Song has been taking some bashing following their 6th Championship, and to tell you the truth it’s pretty terrible. However, the sheer number of songs that come out of Pittsburgh is incredible. Basically, I just wanted to post the best sports  song ever created. It was played before the AFC Championship back [...]

Tecmo Super Bowl Predicts the Super Bowl Champion

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We used vNES  to simulate a game between the Steelers and Cardinals on the greatest football game of all time, Tecmo Super Bowl.  Since we don’t know how to update rosters, we simulated using the game’s original rosters, which means the Cardinals are actually known as the Phoenix Cardinals.  Here was the outcome:

First Quarter
The game [...]

Football Owner To Ambassador? No, I’m Not Talking About Al Davis

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There was an interview a few weeks back on KDKA in Pittsburgh that directly addressed the possiblity that Dan Rooney could be named as the next Ambassador to Ireland. Now, the Irish Times is reporting that Mr. Rooney heads the list. His competition includes Caroline Kennedy, and since she is busy banging publishers, we should [...]

Blue Magic

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“What’s with this outfit? You know what it says? You wanna know what it says? Arrest me!”

Five minutes after this picture, Tomlin was seen carrying 50 equipment bags to a pick-up truck on the runway.  Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden were ridin and packin shotgun.  Pedro Gomez was at the scene and reported that it [...]

And You Thought Jeff Reed’s Hair Couldn’t Get Better

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If you don’t know, Jeff Reed has recently bleached his hair for the playoff run and I guess it’s working. Here’s a video clip from the local KDKA station where Reed looks like he stepped out of Corey Feldman movie. He also manages to throw out jabs non-stop even with the Karate Kid homage on [...]

Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt

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I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 1/18

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews [...]

Ravenstahl-Reed 2012: Get After It

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You’ve probably heard about the Mayor of Pittsburgh, Luke Ravenstahl, fake changing his name to Steelerstahl, which is one of the lamest things I have ever heard. It’s lamer than my roommate who told me he thinks Rihanna is so hot that he just listens to her music and beats off. However, the lame-osity of [...]

Jeff Reed Is The Missing Tool Academy Participant

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The new VH1 show, Tool Academy premiered last night and lived up to the hype. From ridiculous sayings to made up names like M.E.G.A. (Makes Every Girl Aroused) this program is at the apex of modern day television genius. However, in watching the show, I couldn’t help but think about one specific person who casting [...]

Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President

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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]

Mike Tomlin: Dey Know

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It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin
and i quote tomlin from his single . . .
M.T. . . I got flavor
Cuz you know the kid got paper
Street thug but I can be tailored
Every now and then i might [...]

Believe Merch Gets Ruthless And An Old Song Called Tom’s Brady’s A C#nt

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Here’s the link to believemerch.com which is a site with some pretty good Steelers apparel, not to mention a shirt that Tom Brady fans wont’s really appreciate. Also, here is a song that WDVE Pittsburgh made before the 2004 AFC Championship game that I feel needs posting.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

62 Year Old Dies In Mandelbaum Scene

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An 83 year old man is charged with killing his 62 year old stepson following a dispute involving the Steelers preseason game. The altercation arose after the stepson, Roy C. Wright, dropped his daughters off and left the game instead of staying with them. When he returned home he was confronted and shot. It’s just [...]

Seafood Legend In Pittsburgh Adds To City’s Legend

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If you have ever been down to Strip District and walked into Wholey’s, you know that the owner definitely doesn’t give a shit. Don’t get me wrong, you get the best and freshest seafood, (which is saying something for the city of Pittsburgh because it’s not exactly near the ocean) but they hack it up [...]

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