Sunday Dumb Day 6/22

June 22, 2008   Leave a Comment  

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Leslie Stahl on 60 Minutes, here is this week’s wrap-up.

Busted Coverage – College World Series All-Porn Name Team

The Big Lead – Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson

FB Kid – RIP “Pacman” Jones

The World of Isaac – 10 Things The PGA Tour Can Do To Increase Attendance

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Madden ‘09 Ratings, Now We Just Have To Wait Til August With This Hard-On

June 3, 2008   Leave a Comment  

madden09.jpgThe Madden ratings have finally broke c/o MJD over on the Yahoo blog, Shutdown Corner and the Pasta Padre (incredible blog about all things that are football video games). Ricky Williams is back with a rating of 80, but there is no sign of Pac Man so he’ll have to be a roster update that you’ll have to wait for. So get ready and look forward to seeing Brett on the cover, make sure to ask them to double bag it come August.

VY Looks Like He’s On Stage At A Rap Concert

May 16, 2008   Leave a Comment  

You think that a third pick in the NFL draft would be able to afford a shirt, you would also think that a former Rookie of the Year would be able to pull some tail. In the case of Vince Young I guess you would be wrong. The Big Lead came across these photos, while perusing Blogxilla.com and their blog Urban Life Daily. This is just the latest drunken photo of a quarterback from the ’06 Draft, don’t count on seeing Jay Cutler anytime soon, he’s too busy getting diabetes so I’m thinking he can’t handle very much Hypotiq. Vince better make sure that he doesn’t do anything wrong without his shirt on, he’ll be pretty easy to spot with his name tatooed on his back. That’s the official jersey of team VY.

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Poppin’ Bottles with Pac Man

March 25, 2008   Leave a Comment  

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Right after I put up a Pac Man post he “goes and does something like this and totally redeems himself.” Here is the story that broke on the institution known as Deadspin. Young Spoaty’s gonna need an umbrella -ella -ella (ouch) while Pac Man makes it rain. Good thing to know that he is keeping himself in good company, you know, at the National Street League‘s Grey Goose Party 2008, that’s like hanging out with the debate team.

Dr. Irvin

March 25, 2008   Leave a Comment  

pacman.JPGI just saw on espn.com that Pac Man Jones appeared on Michael Irvin’s radio broadcast in Dallas and did an interview. Irvin stated after the interview, “I think he’s more comfortable knowing I’ve gone through some stuff.” What has Irvin gotten through, he is a felon for repeated crimes involving cocaine, most recently in November of 2005. Irvin needs to lay off the pipe and realize he probably is one of the bad influences the Pac Man needs to stay away from. Michael, let Pac Man get re-instated and go to the Cowboys, where he and T.O. hopefully blow up the franchise sending Jerry Jones into a killing spree before ending up in ADX Florence never to be seen or heard from again. C’mon Mike, lets make this happen.

P.S. Moments I wish I was in attendance.

1. Immaculate Reception

2. Cal Ripken’s 2131st consecutive game

3. PacMan “making it rain” in a Las Vegas strip club.