Voice-Cracking Eagles Fan
By The Second Coming | Leave a Comment
This is a little over a week old, but it needed posted due to this pubescent teen calling Jessica Simpson a whore. He did this with all the confidence of DJ Qualls in Road Trip and parodying a Fray song with an out of tune guitar. That’s three strikes against him and he still managed [...]
Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?
By The Second Coming | 3 Comments
Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
WWE Takes On The Critics
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I saw this over on BallHype c/o Mike Hayes from Steady Burn. I guess a tech critic gave the new WWE social network site a bad review so the Miz (from Real World) and John Morrison decided to take the matter into their own hands. They continue to make fun of the critic Eric Schonfeld [...]
Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
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I heard about this movie a while ago, but the trailer is finally out and it is living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype. It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream, [...]
Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President
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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
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The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was [...]
Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]
Manny On The Hills
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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]
Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
My Future Child
By The Second Coming | 1 Comment
Although it may be a few years away, because I am not All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad example, [...]
Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
By The Messiah | Leave a Comment
First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco. Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore? He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he [...]
When Sports Meet Gay Robot
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Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
NEW - Gay Robot - DELETED SCENE!!
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
By The Second Coming | Leave a Comment
I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem
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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]
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