I Hear Tom Emanski Makes Bank

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I wikipedia’d Tom Emanski today rather than doing my usual at work, reading trivia on imdb. Anyway, in his entry it states that in 2003 he was involved in an IRS probe that revealed his net worth was at $75 million. You would think that he could have afforded to get a new pitchman, (I think I [...]

Vince McMahon Or Mother Teresa?

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This post comes from special correspondent Tom, for some much needed WWE action. Tom can be found at mindexplosion.net.
As if you needed any more reason to watch professional wrestling, Vince McMahon has vowed to make it rain on random fans each Monday during Raw during the geniusly titled “McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania.” What do you [...]

The Perfect Trade

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I saw this on Deadspin this morning, who got it courtesy of Roto-World, and I thought about not writing anything because I’m still pretty hungover at work. However, this story was just too good. The scene was Fenway Park and the occasion was a 40th birthday of someone known just as the “Hammer.” It involves [...]

Seafood Legend In Pittsburgh Adds To City’s Legend

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If you have ever been down to Strip District and walked into Wholey’s, you know that the owner definitely doesn’t give a shit. Don’t get me wrong, you get the best and freshest seafood, (which is saying something for the city of Pittsburgh because it’s not exactly near the ocean) but they hack it up [...]

PBR-Me ASAP

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I just thought that this story was too good to not be thrown out there for further consumption. Bill Bramanti had his future coffin made to resemble the can of his favorite beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s especially nice to hear that he chose a beer that rarely breaks the $15 mark per 30 rack. [...]