Sunday Dumb Day 8/24

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Megan from I Love Money, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Goal.com – Ronaldo Wins Gay Icon Award
Awful Announcing – Could There Be A Gilbert Arenas Reality Show In The Works?
The World of Isaac – Woman Wrestler Wants To Fingerbang [...]

In Pop Culture, Soccer, Sunday Dumb Day August 24, 2008 

Drunk Belarusian Refs, Yes I Was Able To Use Belarusian

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A referee in Belrus showed up hammered to a game and had to be escorted off the field, he claimed to have back pain. People didn’t know he was drunk he until he got to the hospital, just like when you don’t realize a girl’s drunk until you get her back to your apartment.

In Alcohol, International, Issues, Soccer July 10, 2008 

U.S. Gets Even Worse At Soccer

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FIFA has just released their latest world rankings and the U.S. dropped 9 spots to 30th in the world. They currently sit just behind the Ivory Coast and Ukraine. Luckily, I hold the key to solving this long sought after riddle of why the U.S. is piss-poor at the world’s game. We just need hotter fans.

In International, Soccer July 2, 2008 

Criminal Geniuses Steal $1.1M During Euro Cup Final

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A Sarajevo post office was robbed of $1.1M on Sunday after security guards were taken by surprise as they watched the Euro Cup final between Spain and Germany. Like a scene out of Heat, men stormed the building and made off with the, while also beating the stunned security guards in the process. So, first [...]

In Crime, Soccer July 1, 2008 

Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level

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I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have ever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting [...]

In MLB, Media, NBA, Nationals, Print, Red Sox, Soccer, Wizards June 20, 2008 

Ronaldo Making the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Seem Very Legitimate

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Deuce of Davenport posted about this story, which involved the former “best soccer player in the world,” extortion and transvestite prostitutes. Yeah boy, it sounds like a story that should be told on Howard Stern. Two-time World Cup champion, Ronaldo, was found at a hotel a hotel in Brazil involved in a argumentwith a few transvestites that [...]

In International, Soccer April 29, 2008