Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews
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This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to [...]
Get Ready To Stroke Your Celery
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Dick Ebersol wasn’t having it when he banned this PETA add from being shown during the Superbowl. I will be venturing down to the game, so I will make sure to eat some post-game steak in PETA’s honor. I guess there are only two places for women with emotional problems to go. For ugly girls, [...]
Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven
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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]
A Dialogue Of Erin Andrews
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This came over from the Kornheiser Cartel and their thoughts are in the mold of the Dougie’s Goin’ Deep posts, but with a slighlty more attractive subject. They present to you, a Day in the Life of Erin Andrews. The only thing missing is the amount of time she must spend naked in front of [...]
The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports
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With Monday’s announcement of the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2009, it has prompted me to look at some of the more annoying things in sports.
10. Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWA)
The BBWA has the proud distinction of selecting who makes the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, arguably the most exclusive of all [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant – Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench – The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture – The Many Gang Sings [...]
One Of The Girls Next Door Prefers Third String Receivers to An 81 Year Old Icon
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I saw this on Hot Clicks, which included a link to Tyler Durden so I had to check out the latest news that will soon be showing up on E!. Looks like Kendra has moved on from the mansion and into the bed of a third year vet from New Mexico, Hank Baskett. The real [...]
Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More
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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]
Kids Hates Reporters Almost As Much As He Likes To Say “Number 1″
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One WWE Diva Is A Dirty Girl
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Candice Michelle of the WWE had her past career a fetish model come to light back in November, but the Wrestling News Desk has uncovered some new material that will save some money you probably would have spent on Reality Kings. This time her interests were in bondage, and I’m just hoping that this gets worked into [...]
Friday Night Lights News, Try To Hide Your Boner
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NBC’s Friday Night Lights has decided not to continue the storylines of Jason Street or Smash Williams. I figured this would have to happen since they graduated, but the Street thing is kind of surprising. Either way, it gives Lyla (Minka Kelly) more of a chance to whore it up a little bit and get [...]
Just Like A Prayer, You Know I’ll Take You There: A-Rod and Jose Similarities?
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Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are two men who differ in many ways. One is at the height of his playing career, while the other is broke and embroiled in a post-career controversy. One is a Hall of Fame bound superstar, while the other is struggling to stay on reality tv. One plays for the Yankees, [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing – John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine – The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave – The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]
WNBA Takes Some Midol
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It was reported on Monday that the WNBA has reached a new Collective Bargaining Agreement totaling six years, thus avoiding a strike as well as some stomach pains, while also continuing to expose young girls everywhere to women who get paid to be lesbians. By that comment, I’m just saying that most of the women [...]


