Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 11/23

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant - Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench - The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture - The Many Gang Sings [...]

One Of The Girls Next Door Prefers Third String Receivers to An 81 Year Old Icon

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I saw this on Hot Clicks, which included a link to Tyler Durden so I had to check out the latest news that will soon be showing up on E!. Looks like Kendra has moved on from the mansion and into the bed of a third year vet from New Mexico, Hank Baskett. The real [...]

Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More

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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]

Kids Hates Reporters Almost As Much As He Likes To Say “Number 1″

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One WWE Diva Is A Dirty Girl

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Candice Michelle of the WWE had her past career a fetish model come to light back in November, but the Wrestling News Desk has uncovered some new material that will save some money you probably would have spent on Reality Kings. This time her interests were in bondage, and I’m just hoping that this gets worked into [...]

Friday Night Lights News, Try To Hide Your Boner

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NBC’s Friday Night Lights has decided not to continue the storylines of Jason Street or Smash Williams. I figured this would have to happen since they graduated, but the Street thing is kind of surprising. Either way, it gives Lyla (Minka Kelly) more of a chance to whore it up a little bit and get [...]

Just Like A Prayer, You Know I’ll Take You There: A-Rod and Jose Similarities?

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Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are two men who differ in many ways. One is at the height of his playing career, while the other is broke and embroiled in a post-career controversy. One is a Hall of Fame bound superstar, while the other is struggling to stay on reality tv. One plays for the Yankees, [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 6/29

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]

WNBA Takes Some Midol

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It was reported on Monday that the WNBA has reached a new Collective Bargaining Agreement totaling six years, thus avoiding a strike as well as some stomach pains, while also continuing to expose young girls everywhere to women who get paid to be lesbians. By that comment, I’m just saying that most of the women [...]




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