#5 - Jake “The Snake” Roberts’ cobra snaps into the Macho Man

After losing a retirement match to Jake Roberts at Wrestlemania 7 back in 1991, Jake tied up Randy Savage in the ropes.  What was a supposed to be a quick strike by the cobra turned into an vicious attack, as the snake continued to chomp on the Macho Man’s bicept for several seconds.

#4 - There will be no funeral for the N-word on Booker T’s watch

Before he was “The King” Booker T was cutting promos with Mean Gene in WCW.  Prior to a four corners match during WCW’s Spring Stampede pay-per-view which would determine Hulk Hogan’s next opponent, Booker T drops some real talk on the Hulkster.

#3 - TNA announcers caught reading from the script

Just because the TNA promotion hasn’t been around for very long doesn’t mean they haven’t had time to completely embarass themselves.  When a match between Sting and Abyss went outside the arena, directors at the control board had no camera to switch to besides the one focused on their two announcers Don West and Mike Tenay, calling the match… without even seeing it.

#2 - When breakable glass isn’t so breakable

When Kurt Angle faced off against Shane-O-Mac in a street fight on a King of the Ring pay per view, one of the most exciting scripted spots of the night was suppose to be Shane getting tossed through a pair of glass sheets.  Known for being a part of several hardcore wrestling stunts, this shouldn’t have been such a big deal for the littlest McMahon.  But, the glass refused to break… twice.

#1 - Are you using that chair?

Old school ECW is known for not only it’s wrestlers’ hardcore style, but also for its fan’s drunken douchebaggery.  At ECW’s 1994 Hardcore Heaven, the legendary Cactus Jack and Terry Funk wrestled to a no-contest decision.  At this point,  the tag team Public Enemy stormed the ring and attacked.  The resourceful Terry Funk turned to the fans and called for a chair… and he got one, followed by hundreds more.

And on the seventh day, Tom 3:16 rested.

Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil Wayne cameo, I took a certain implication away from this commercial and that implication is where I came up with the Chappelle Show reference. I’m just trying to figure out what Nike was thinking in playing a song with the word “candyman” set to a man throwing white powder into the air like a scene from Scarface. They might as well have played some Andre Nickatina Ayo For Yayo. That’s what came to my mind and I haven’t even watched Blow in like 7 hours. Here’s the commercial followed by the possible Nike implication.

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